seaneoliver.com » mistress http://seaneoliver.com A Random Collection Of Thoughts From Sean Oliver Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:09:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 3 Ways To Keep Your Mistress And Your Moneyhttp://seaneoliver.com/3-ways-to-keep-your-mistress-and-your-money/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=3-ways-to-keep-your-mistress-and-your-money http://seaneoliver.com/3-ways-to-keep-your-mistress-and-your-money/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:03:43 +0000 Sean http://seaneoliver.com/?p=525 Post image for 3 Ways To Keep Your Mistress And Your Money

If you are like Tiger Woods, you have it all. Money, hot wife, fame. But something is missing. That missing piece is your mistress. Lets be honest, you are going to get one. Here are three tips to help you have your cake and keep it too.

1. Use a prepaid mobile phone- These things can be had for 20 bucks at your local convience store. Why clog up your current device with your sexting and naughty pics? By a tracfone, or something from Boost Mobile.

2. Don’t leave messages- Seriously, don’t do it. You call someone, and all modern devices show missed calls. Leave a voicemail if you want it played on the internet before your contrite public apology.

3. Keep it low tech- This means no social networking shenanigans whatsoever. Unless you have an account on sidechickbook, keep it off line. NO EMAIL.

There you have it. Three simple ways to preserve both your cash, and your libido. Thank me later. And to the Tiger Woods team, you are doing it wrong.

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