seaneoliver.com » Beverages http://seaneoliver.com A Random Collection Of Thoughts From Sean Oliver Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:09:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 3 Surefire Ways To Get Crappy Tipshttp://seaneoliver.com/3-surefire-ways-to-get-crappy-tips/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=3-surefire-ways-to-get-crappy-tips http://seaneoliver.com/3-surefire-ways-to-get-crappy-tips/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:22:50 +0000 Sean http://seaneoliver.com/?p=513

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I’ve had some crappy service of late. I thought it was a good idea to really spread this crappy service model around. Now, the list.

1.  Act like my visit is a inconvenience- There are a ton of coffee stands around. Customers are coming for coffee and bluntly to buy a bit of friendship and connection with so please treat them like a huge bother to your day.

2. Don’t smile- Because mean muggin’ is so gloriously rewarding for a customer, it makes visits special.

3. Don’t thank us for coming - Like it or not, at work you are building both a brand and a clientelle. Disregard that, and you make it easy for customers to switch.

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