I’ve had some crappy service of late. I thought it was a good idea to really spread this crappy service model around. Now, the list.
1. Act like my visit is a inconvenience– There are a ton of coffee stands around. Customers are coming for coffee and bluntly to buy a bit of friendship and connection with so please treat them like a huge bother to your day.
2. Don’t smile– Because mean muggin’ is so gloriously rewarding for a customer, it makes visits special.
3. Don’t thank us for coming – Like it or not, at work you are building both a brand and a clientelle. Disregard that, and you make it easy for customers to switch.