Kim, thanks for the ditty! As always, you kick ass. Hey readers, recognize the awesomeness of Kim!
I know that many of you were worried about my friend that was raped/attacked back in January. I just wanted to let you know that everything is ok now. As it turns out, the attack/rape didn't happen at all, it was all a clever ruse. I was fooled, but the truth came out. The good [...]
Lesson learned this year. Reward your friends. Crush your enemies. Keep good track of which is which.